If you're looking for some funny love poems you came to the right place. We have funny poems for him and her, some of our poems are for both.
The first funny love poem is a short poem. Fill in the blank with women, men, boys, or girls.
By Danny Shaw
The next 2 funny love poems pertain to money, just be careful how you use these.
I love you, but you need to slow down,
You're my Queen always,
Only, without the crown.
By Danny Shaw
For you I hope,
Love is enough,
Because I am broke,
And I sold all your stuff.
By Danny Shaw
In the next funny poem you can substitute what ever number you want for the last line. We say 30 minutes.
As much as I love you,
I can't take it anymore,
So I made a new rule,
30 minutes per store.
By Danny Shaw
Read this funny love poem to him or her. Make sure they close their eyes when you tell them too. Once you've finished reading the poem your suppose to kiss the one you love. But that is for you to decide. Just be prepared for the consequences, they could be good or bad.
By Danny Shaw
So how would you measure our love?
Would you measure it by sight?
Or how about the longest flight?
Our love is to big,
Larger than any earthquake.
Bigger than everything,
Anything man can make.
If it could be measured,
It would be off the scale.
Even the most advanced technology.
It would still be hard to tell.
The only way to measure love,
Is left to imagination.
But no matter the size it begins,
With a strong foundation.
By Danny Shaw