Funny Valentine Poems

Funny Valentine Poems for Valentines Day. Tell that special someone how you feel in a humorous way with our Funny Valentines Poetry.

Another Valentines Day

I asked would you be mine?
Would you be my Valentine.

Little did I know,
That you would except,

I should've ran away,
But here we are another Valentines Day.

By Danny Shaw

The next funny valentines poem is directed towards women. Japanese tradition is that Valentines Day is for the man.

Valentines Day Japan

Valentines Day is Celebrated,
All over the world.
That special day when
She wants to be adored.

So every year,
We follow the same routine.
But do we truly understand,
What Valentines Day means?

I'm not quite sure,
Who has it right.
If you jump on a plane,
And take a short flight.

Across the ocean,
They call it Japan.
On Valentines Day
Women honor their man.

By Danny Shaw

A Start

It's Valentines Day again,
I check my wallet,
How much should I spend?

This poem comes from my heart.
It didn't cost anything,
But hey it's a start.

By Danny Shaw

The next poem is a short valentines poem that would be perfect for a flower card.

Special Day

You know I love you,
In every way,
Especially now
On Valentines Day.

By Danny Shaw

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